JK: Hey dude! Sitting in a motel in Tofino, had a wicked weekend out here. First ever pro surf in Canada, local guy, Pete Devries won it, it was sick!
JK: What word best describes you? Lover, Hater or Wrecker ?
RH: Greaser.
JK: You work at the Source on 17th Ave in Cgy once a week, how many mornings have you puked in the basement?
RH: Once or twice…… I was recently In the dangerzone and wanted to spue so badly cause it would feel way better…. but I couldn’t getter goin and was trying to think of like grosse things and tikiling the old tonsils but instead it turned into a couple harsh dry heaves and made it so much worse….and I was all like brrruuttall.
JK: That’s awesome by the way, just had to say that, you dont have to answer this one.
JK: Theres a new game at 17th, called Ghosting, Do you play? Who’s the best?
RH:..Ghosting?..I think it’s the game where you put a symbol by your crotch and it makes you look at crotch, if that’s ghosting and being the best is looking at croch I’m the best.
JK: Nope, that’s “Ballgazer”
JK: Where is a better place to hang out? Bar, Pub, your couch, your friends couch;
RH: My couch….addictively watching Mad Men…. Don Drapper is fuckin gangst….Joan Harris is a babe like a fembott or something….. and Pete Campbell will hopefully die any second now…huge Duchebag.
JK: Where are you going to put in most of your days this year?
RH: I’ll be at C.O.P quite a bit teaching kids for a snowboard club called Riders on Board…I do that a couple nights a week… and then mostly in the streets of Cow Town boarding with the greasers crew.
JK: Your cell phone is always off and you don’t answer texts. What’s the deal?
RH: Heh..It’s cause my cell phone is always dead… it has a shitty old battery that I like to charge while talking on it and then let it charge for like two seconds and then be off…which supposedly is like the worst thing for it and now it allways dies like in the middle of the day of course in mid conversation. And Texting… yea know I like to talk on the phone for some reason….. not like for ever like a girl…. but like short little sarcastic conversations…… and ever since texting came out I never really used it and now I don’t even have it….sorry to anyone who’s ever texted me….. I’m not a douchbag I never even got it.
JK: Did you grow up in CGY? Cause you ride like you’re from Manitoba. That’s a RH: compliment btw, do you agree? Yep born and raised….and yea I would say that’s a dope compliment…thanx…its like all the greasers from there have sick stee…..word.
JK: Have you ever made up your own nickname? What was it?
RH: Ha I think I have… and its terrible…rizzmaster!…hehe.. Oh no…. I am a douchbag…
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Douchebag, I’m not so sure about that… You be the judge, check out Rizzmaster’s part in All Day Everyday
Ryan Hall with Sansagrease on deck repping The Rock <> at C.O.C.
